G
The
Spot
...where the "G" stands for GIGGLES!
Life in the Laugh Lane!
Introducing a gal who is so far out of the box, she forgot where she put it...please make welcome...BOBBBBI GGGGGGG!
Thank you, thank you...happy to be here
...actually, I have six kids at home all under the age of ten...I'm happy to be anywhere!
You know what I was thinking about
just the other day...
...shoot, I was hoping
you would know.
Gosh, short term memory loss isn't
anything to sneeze at...or, is it?
hmm...can't remember...
Did I ever tell you I was allergic to marriage...?
Oh yeah, I break out in divorce!
Anyway, REMEMBER to always enjoy the ride..
none of us really know if we get to
come back and DO IT again!!!
catch me later!
Bye
WORDS FROM THE WISE...
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--
who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.'
--Unknown
'Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.'
--Drew Carey
'My Mom said she learned how to swim
when someone took her out in the lake and
threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.''
--Paula Poundstone
'If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.'
--Johnny Carson
'My parents didn't want to move to Florida ,
but they turned sixty and that's the law.'
--Jerry Seinfeld
'You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and
the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!''
--Dave Barry
Do you know why they call it 'PMS'?
Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken.
-- Unknown
'Everybody's got to believe in something.
I believe I'll have another beer.'
-- W. CO. Fields
sent - by M. Johnson
Fun Facts
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(Probably some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(Probably some people like that too.)
Send me your favorite joke...and it just might make it to THE G SPOT!!! Funny@theBobbiGspot.com
Copyright 2006. 2007, 2008 Bobbi G Enterprises, Inc., published by: Homestead. All rights reserved.
Just because...
they think women are STUPID!
One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife "Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the heck is this??" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"Honey," he hollered into the bathroom, "Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied, "It's not talcum powder...
It's Miracle Grow."
"Get HAPPY...
or GET OFF the planet!"
~bobbi g~
Blonde Mortician
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary
wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blond mortician asks the decease's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the
man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always
thought her husband looked his best in blue, and
that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the
blond mortician a blank check and says, I don't care
what it costs, but please have my husband in a
blue suit for the viewing.
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly.
She says to the mortician, Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful.
How much did you spend? To her astonishment, the blond mortician presents her with the blank check.
There's no charge, she says. No, really, I must
compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue
suit! the widow says.
Honestly, ma'am, the blond says, it cost nothing.
You see, a deceased gentleman of about your
husband's size was brought in shortly after you left
yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit.
I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave
wearing a black suit instead, and she said, It made no difference as long as he looked nice.
So I just switched the heads.
sent - by Gerald
stare at this spot,
yeah, you...
come on...stare....stare....stare
Okay, that's enough!
Now get back to the G spot
and have some laughs!
